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SRK : "The love of her life"

Me:

Is there anyone who’s revised DDLJ more often,
I bet Vandu’s record of this is certain,
She dreamt of SRK
While he jus made hay
As photo shows, t’s no longer when, she scored ten on ten.

(Thanks for the limerick, Mausaji :)
SRK and I gave you a meaty topic
below is my take on the incident)

Vandu:
I met the love of my life
Sadly he has a wife
I am still reeling after that kiss
But relieved that i am a Miss
Or else I would have suffered moral strife!

Me:
Glad you are thoughtful of  the  wife,
Thoughts don't cross your mind to induce strife!
'Ts been done before
Stories are folklore
Today 'ts one tomorrow another, such's life!

Ramamurthy:

Oh, is it SRK with Vandana?
She mus’ ‘ve broken into ‘Dan-Da-na’!
He does nothin’ free
Charges heavy fee;
Was the guy offered at least one anna?

Me:

Offering an Anna would be insult,
SRK is not ordinary but a cult,
She tripped*
He lipped
She’s adult, without consult anything could result.

*Pun intended





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It began here(11:36 AM Jan 3rd from web ) with Siddharth penning the first limerick on twitter:

Siddharth
U don't need 2 fret/
though 140 chars r all u r let/
mind u,
TINAR/but tl;dr/
is 1 thing you can 4get

Bharat
@dongleboy
Wntd he wrt a unqe limrck,
Cme up wit ida of twitrck,
Lxry of 140 chr
Relsd t fb actrs
Hs potntl to becme d nxt trending topc

Ramamurthy
rramxx@dongleboy (3:59 PM Jan 5th from web in reply to dongleboy)
Hr cms ireprsbl Dglboy
‘Mg otrs,Twtg gvs hm trmds joy
Combd Lmrk
2 mk it lk slck
Wt he dd – bth cmprhnsly destroy!

(This in regular English)
Ref the ‘Limerick’ sent by Twitter, here it is English:

Here comes irrepressible Dongleboy
‘Mong others, Tweeting gives him tremendous joy
Combined Limerick
To make it look slick
What he did – both comprehensively destroy!

 Bharat
(Sent: 05 January 2010 19:01
To: 'R Ramamurthy'; 'Siddu'; 'Jaimini')
Dongleboy got reply from rramxx,
For once the criticism was excess,
Twitterick wasn’t bad
Only it didn’t add
One more chance will make it a success.

Ramamurthy 
Sent: Tuesday, January 05, 2010 7:22 PM
To: bharatrram@gmail.com; 'Siddu'; 'Jaimini')
Now you’re getting the hang (of it) Brram,
If not $, will win at leas’ ten clam;
Quick ‘n really fast
(Till fervour does last);
But make the last line to exclaim ‘Hey Ram’.


Bharat
Sent: 05 January 2010 19:59
To: 'R Ramamurthy'; 'Siddu'; 'Jaimini')
Must say that I ain’t doing it for the clam
‘Twas only to come to the aid of Srram
Give him a back pat
Save from your ra-ta-ta-t
All first attempts looks like one from the pram

Ramamurthy
Sent: Tuesday, January 05, 2010 8:57 PM
To: bharatrram@gmail.com; 'Siddu'; 'Jaimini'
Methinks you now can from the pram clamber off
Can see the steps of a (newly born) calf;
Go on ‘ith it,
Collect rhymes kit -
Obvious word for the last line made me laugh!

 
Bharat
Sent: 05 January 2010 21:13
To: 'R Ramamurthy'; 'Siddu'; 'Jaimini'
The white flag calls a truce,
If this goes on will do a Bruce
Let’s now stop
Or Rama ‘ll hop
On another occasion put this knowledge to use

Ramamurthy
Ok, you’ve now finally called it a truce
after we’d a rollicking Limerick cruise;
You’ve got it right
3rd and 4th’re bright;
But my grouse: all have escaped without any bruise.

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MCI & doctors

Attempting Limericks* in the New Year

Learning fundamental rules of limerick
Correctly without distorting gimmick
From an expert
Topics won't hurt
Irish may call it a state secret leak.

*Know more about limericks

2010 - The New Year is Here

The dawn of the New Year is imminent,
The year to close has been, phew! a heavy dose,
Financial scandals and skulduggery have been prominent,
Governments battled recessionary flames with a monetary hose.

It all started in the USA
But soon the contagion enveloped the globe
So fast was the spread that it appeared governments had no say,
So bad was the state, some countries had to disrobe.
Under the aegis of the UN, countries to a unified charter said aye.
Whatever their plan was, looked like a blueprint under a strobe.

USA was the first off the block with a new plan
They injected about dollars a trillion,
Cash for clunkers was the new business gyan
Whatever the path, the USA wanted China and India as pillion.

The first ace to fight the battle and saber rattle
Was a man of Indian origin called Neel Kashkari,
Don't know how he coped - was it fatal?
Whatever it was, the original plan was given the bury.

So bad was the state that countries left it to their fate,
Every business suffered, save a few
I am told astrology did business without even giving a rebate,
In the coming year I hope it will be a chapter new.

We go into the New Year with the hope it won’t be queer,
Assuming that we have buried the ghosts of the past.
We go into the New Year and wish things won’t be dear
Into the New Year with the hope of flags flying high on the mast
We hope the New Year will be easier to cope and be without fear
In 2010 everyone's hope that businesses will renew and move fast
Here's wishing everyone A Happy New Year!

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